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cute_iza
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PostSubject: Nak bisik...   Wed May 14, 2008 1:03 pm

Suatu hari Mak Andeh membawa anaknya, Ondeh makan diwarung. Ketika itu Ondah masih kecil lg, baru 3 tahun.

Sewaktu sdg makan, tiba2 Ondeh bercakap dengan kuat, "Mak, Ondeh nak kencing!"
Malu betul Mak Andeh, satu warung dgr suara Ondeh

Mak Andeh terus menutup mulut Ondeh. Dia berbisik, "Syyy...jgn ckp camtu di tmpt org tgh mkn, xelok. Lagi satu, kalau nak kencing, jgn sebut nak kencing. Cakap, Mak, Ondeh nak 'bisik'. Ingat tu, kalau nak kencing, cakap nak 'bisik'."

Ondeh mengangguk. Balik dr warung baru Ondeh blh g kencing.

Esoknya Pak Pandir pula bawa Ondeh g warung. Sedang mereka makan, tetiba Ondeh menjerit, "Pak..Ondeh nak 'bisik'!". Satu wayung terkejut.

Pak Pandir senyum. Sambil menggosok-gosokkan kepala Ondeh, Pak Pandir berkata kepada anaknya itu, "Boleeehhh! Haa, Ondeh 'bisiklah' kat telinga bapak ni."


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PostSubject: Re: Nak bisik...   Wed May 14, 2008 3:58 pm

Hehhe..apaa la agaknyer terjadi pas tu yer..???
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PostSubject: Re: Nak bisik...   Wed May 14, 2008 4:15 pm

xleh iza nak bygkan...

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PostSubject: Re: Nak bisik...   Wed May 28, 2008 12:30 pm

hahahahahahahahah (gelak sampai nangis)

pandai tol ko wat lawak nie
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PostSubject: Re: Nak bisik...   Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:02 pm

kkekekekek...poyo la lawak tu....

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